mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...

Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.

by TpaShocker April 13, 2013

Ol Mexican hot finger

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected

Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

by purejoemomma April 18, 2018

Mexican hook

The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.

He is known to give out some nasty Mexican hooks.

by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025

Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.

Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.

by thetexian June 27, 2024

Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.

“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”

by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023

mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021