bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

lozza bear

Idk but i Saw Harvey said lozza bear 4 loren lol

Idk, lozza bear .. idk lmao

by Melanie lol February 8, 2018

Combat Bear

A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God

Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!

Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink

Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!

by CBJR August 30, 2012

bear

You meant to type "beer" but ended up typing "bear" instead

Todd: "Could you hand me a bear?"

Mike: "Sure thing!"

Bear: *GROWL*

Todd: "WHAT THE FUCK"

by EvilShaggy April 14, 2022

Rizzly Bear

A legendary person by the name of Jacob Morgan that has an unprecedented amount of Rizz. Used only to refer to this person.

Jacob Morgan is such a Rizzly bear, I want him to put a baby in me.

by The Rizz King III January 3, 2023

rizzly bear

when a mf has so much rizz he literally turns in a fucking bear and the hoes ride him

that mf has so much rizz he turned into a mf bear call him a rizzly bear jesus christ

by kingbadmon December 17, 2022