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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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Ever wondered what SIMP actually means?

It means a man who would possibly love a certain woman(or all women) in a very unusual way that it feels like he can get thrown under the bus and still love them it's like he could just straight up worship women, now that is what it means.
a SIMP is desperate for affection from women.
by W0LFFn't May 20, 2023
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simple person

simply into masculine personality relating to Drake the Rapper

Forgot the “le”
Are you simp or simple?
by sxarliiit May 23, 2023
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Simp

He’s really falling for her, he’s such a simp.
by girlyyyy256 May 24, 2023
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The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.
Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!
by gibblie May 30, 2023
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Simp “ Shadowed Incarnate of Malevolent Power" a customary nickname that all dark lords, including Darth Boombyeyay. This nickname signifies their role as apprentices under the tutelage of these formidable dark lords.
Upon completing his rigorous training under the dark lord Darth Boombyeyay, the apprentice was bestowed the moniker of 'Simp', signifying his emergence as a formidable disciple of the dark side."
by How 2 man June 1, 2023
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