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Opportunity Trailer Park

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
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Kadina park

"Kadina Park: A mythical realm where Damo's behind-the-back passes have a tendency to venture out of bounds, possibly due to his prolonged stays at the truck stop. Approach with caution, as you might find yourself in a game of basketball where the only thing harder to find than the hoop is Damo himself, who's likely hiding in the bushes, contemplating his next elusive move—whether it's on the court or in his pursuit of unsuspecting victims
1. "Damo's brisket was the stuff of legends in Kadina Park, but sadly, it remained as elusive as his behind-the-back passes. Some say he got lost at the truck stop, seduced by the aroma of smoked meats, forgetting the game altogether."

2. "In Kadina Park, Damo's absence during game time was blamed on his frequent 'pit stops' at the truck stop, where he allegedly got distracted by more than just brisket. His teammates wondered if they'd ever taste his legendary cooking, let alone see him on the court."

3. "While everyone eagerly awaited Damo's arrival at Kadina Park, he was on a wild goose chase for soggy Sao's, leaving his teammates wondering if he had a secret craving for more than just snacks. His elusive presence left them hungry for both his brisket and his slippery moves on the court."
by Kadinabjuljabar May 28, 2024
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Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)
Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.
by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024
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parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.
Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.
by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024
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Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.
Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!
by Myswarm February 18, 2023
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Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019
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