Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 12, 2024

weak as sheep’s piss

Something very weak.

That song is weak as sheep’s piss

by Lord Thos July 06, 2022

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 24, 2022

piss baby 3000

is my very good best friend

ur urban dictionary account is piss baby 3000 and have a great definitions

by eareyecat April 11, 2022

Commie Piss

Slang term for hard seltzer

Mallory: Josie loves her Claws!
Eric: She's just drinking Commie Piss.

by KaiserMtek October 03, 2021

piss tramp

When someone stinks or is an alcoholic every weekend

D****** the absolute “piss tramp”

by Rhuts May 26, 2021

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 23, 2022