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Thomas James

Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?

girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023
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Thomas James

Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?

girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023
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James

an ugly fat ass with autistic duck and whos so fucking loud and turn into a fucking joker when crying like bitch what the fuck and he likes to flirt with all girls he thinks hes the main character and hes a fucking nigga that eat bird poop and piss into his own vagina
"james is a bitch"
by iheartmattgraygrub November 20, 2023
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james

is an autistic fat monkey who cry and tantrum then laugh like a fucking joker wannabe and doesnt have any bitches but flirt with all the girls he think he the main character but he looks like a decapitated egg hes a fucking nigga chingchong
"james is a fugly shit"
by iheartmattgraygrub November 20, 2023
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James Harden

The system (mockingly)
James Harden: I am not a system player. I am the system!
by MonfredtheCoolBloke November 21, 2023
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James

A very smart boy who's willing to help you whenever you don't get lesson, even though he kinda sucks at explaining. He has a golden retriever energy, as he never fails make you smile whenever you're feeling down. Sometimes he'd act dumb just to make you smile. His sweet, sweet lips, the taste of it and his sweet words of affirmation is just the sweetest thing you'll ever taste. His voice,i love it as well.

He's very respectable and kind to everyone, that's what makes him very, very charming. He'd also have these random outbursts of energy which make him so cute and weird (in a good way). He's always willing to wait for you no matter how long it takes for you to tidy your things. He's very patient. In his arms you'd always feel secure, He gives the biggest and warmest hugs you'll ever get. He has the warmest, and softest heart you'll ever meet.
I love James so much. He has a heart of a sweetheart, he never fails to make me smile.
by secretretsel November 21, 2023
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James

noun

A person who loses oven mitts. Possibly bad at Fortnite. Performs poorly in competitions and games. Gets no play. Thought his Hispanic ethnicity gave him the right to use the n-word. Keeps illegal decorations such as roadsigns in his living quarters. Has a fetish for glowing triangles and spends money on shit he doesn't need because it's on sale.
by official_descartes November 25, 2023
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