Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

hotdog water

hotdog water is whats in bottom feeder carts the worst of the worst. It is pure pesticides and toxic heavy metals. It tastes like chemicals and gorilla ass.

nigga 1: aye bronem you want to hit this
nigga 2: fuck no I aint hittin that hotdog water thats fucking gorilla ass

by urmumlikedick August 7, 2021

Moon water

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .

Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!

by Justthatdude August 8, 2021

Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

black bean water

Coffee served black

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.

by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

Bog water

When you have the best sex of your life then steam comes out.

"That shit was good and all, but what the fuck was up with the 'bog water'?"

by BoominBorscht August 24, 2021