A fistfight.
"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
by marblesoda July 17, 2016
Get the Two Person Mosh Pitmug. I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.
by Donn Wolean May 6, 2008
Get the two boatedmug. Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
Get the Two Tab Tonymug. Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.
by Chalga database July 30, 2022
Get the two fingers upmug. to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
Get the two shits to a candlestickmug. opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
Get the Two door squatmug. 