Allowing the release of frothy butt foam while your partner is below the covers performing oral on you.
"Last night I inadvertently hot dutch boxed my GF. She should have known better! It was taco-Tuesday, today."
by Blanket Crustifier January 09, 2018
When a man of poor taste, carries a 30 pack of Busch Light, or lesser quality beer, on his shoulder like a stereotypical 1980's rapper/break dancer.
Hey yall, did you see Bobby Joe walking back to his double-wide with a hillbilly boom box? Must be time for him to bust up his sister's undercarriage.
by John Granitz January 11, 2012
by pseudonymqwerty12345 February 06, 2009
The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
by CPUOverclocker64 December 14, 2009
Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
by poofu's gal August 20, 2007
Unlike a standard box (pussy) which lies on the Y-axis plane (vertically) the X-axis box appears normal from the outside but is rotade 90 degress on the inside.
by dinomite October 30, 2003
When 2 buddies tag team a girl from two different angles. One from behind, one from the front.. passing a juice box between the two.
Hello, simon nice day today.. would u like a sip of juice?
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
by SpencerG January 27, 2007