P-Flan

1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.

3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington

1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"

2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".

3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".

by WhatelyMAslippers430 October 31, 2009

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by htye May 10, 2022

pushing p

when avas on the toilet and is pushing but only has to pee

“ava you said you had to pee, why are you pushing? OMG your pushing pee!”

by fartymarty12345 July 19, 2022

p

Abbreviation of sp. (Which is the abbreviation of the abbreviation of an abbreviation, making "p" the abbreviation of the abbreviation of the abbreviation of an abbreviation).

p = sp = sup = wadup = what's up

- yo
- p

by Oneirism May 20, 2022

C and P

A phrase describing how silly you and your friend are. Your names must start with a C and P to use this phrase though😈

Random hoe: yo why do you guys call each other C and P
C and P: because we’re just fucking better than you

by Ilovebeingsilly1010101 June 22, 2019

'p

It basically means Child Pornography

Guy: We're heading to ze castle, so we could get some 'p at the secret nazi convention

by Charles0304 November 27, 2025

P. I.

Private Investigator

That motherfucker used to be a P. I.

by Kjail April 30, 2019