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The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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co-first-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's first-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-cousin-in-law.
My co-first-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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great-grandson-in-law

Great-grandchild's husband.
great-grandson-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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stepgrandmother-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandmother.
My stepgrandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Law's Theory of Chess References

Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.

1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.

“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”

“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”

“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”

Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”

2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."

Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
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Law BROKER

A MACLONNBEVELI RAP GROUP SAME THING AS LONNIE JUNIOR MOBFIA AND BJ2K. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Homies that break the law fight and sell weed and club party.
I invented and made and created the law brokers. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙 ✨.
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Swagcasters law

A Trap is not gay until you know it is a Trap. If you learn the Trap was a Trap afterwords it is not gay unless you do it again or desire to do it again
John: Dude that girl I fucked was actually a Trap does that make me gay?

Jake: Nah bro remember Swagcasters law, it’s not gay if you don’t know
by Colonal_Sanders November 27, 2018
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