Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.
He’s such a Juicy Douche
Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket
Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne
The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.
Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket
Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne
The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.
by anonymous April 18, 2025

by superbubba October 20, 2009

by Tra cra June 21, 2018

When a bit of poop gets in the douche and the wearer lets the poop keep them company or wrath until doing the inevitable.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 31, 2025

by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
