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I'm the law

It is a saying used for reverse language bible cultism through hyderoding like the stories you here about the left eye club, and swallowing the serpent,

Swallow vs law, book of the law life of the evil one
I'm the law they say means to swallow my precum, well if your dick touches your ass have your ass swallow it in stead if the answer no it can't reach then there's your answer.
by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025
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great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's great-granduncle.
My great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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step-co-parent-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's parent.
2- Child-in-law's stepparent.
step-co-parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Roddan's Law

This law comes into play when a person uses the phrases "shouldn't we be focusing on the soliders" or "shouldn't we be focusing on the war?" when they deem a certain news item frivolous. The longer the conversation about said 'frivolous" news goes on, the more likely it is that someone will bring up soldiers or war and that others will start parroting the phrase. It's often used to shut down a conversation, after all, who can argue that the news shouldn't be focusing on the war or on soldiers? However, they person using Roddan's law is rightfully ignored.
"I can't believe that they're showing all this news about this celebrity!" cried Bob "Why don't they focus this much on our real heroes, the soldiers?"

"If you're so worried about the soldiers, why don't you donate to the veterans or volunteer to work with them?" asked Jim.

"Nah. I just wanna sit in my chair, sip my beer, and say 'oh, that's so sad' or 'man, that's a true hero!' when the news comes on. Makes me feel like a patriotic American!"

"Roddan's Law" said Jim and shook his head sadly.
by Sakano July 13, 2009
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grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.
My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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quelenter's law

the law that states every english word that starts with a q must have a u next to it
guy: my school defined quelenter's law
guy 2: same
by nobilly7 February 7, 2023
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Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.
So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law
by metagrindr December 5, 2014
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