Allowing the release of frothy butt foam while your partner is below the covers performing oral on you.
"Last night I inadvertently hot dutch boxed my GF. She should have known better! It was taco-Tuesday, today."
by Blanket Crustifier January 10, 2018
Get the hot dutch boxmug. by pseudonymqwerty12345 February 6, 2009
Get the snatch box toymug. The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
by CPUOverclocker64 December 14, 2009
Get the Magic Box Theorymug. Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
by poofu's gal September 25, 2007
Get the mint in the box uglymug. When 2 buddies tag team a girl from two different angles. One from behind, one from the front.. passing a juice box between the two.
Hello, simon nice day today.. would u like a sip of juice?
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
by SpencerG January 31, 2007
Get the juice box buddymug. Unlike a standard box (pussy) which lies on the Y-axis plane (vertically) the X-axis box appears normal from the outside but is rotade 90 degress on the inside.
by dinomite October 29, 2003
Get the X-axis boxmug. When a guy has nasty, smelly, anal sex with his girlfriend in a sauna. After the sex session you will be extremely sweaty and ready to take a dump. The girl and the guy both take massive dumps on the griller inside the sauna and then both stand over the poop and waft the hot, burning, poop fumes for about 15 minutes.
Jason Barc and one of his ugly girlfriends have anal sex in the sauna and then poop on the griller. Then they stand over the griller and sniff the fumes for a weird sexual arousing time. There you have a sweaty stink box
by jasonbarc_is_gay May 28, 2010
Get the Sweaty Stink Boxmug.