fuck me mommy

lesbians

'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'

"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"

by ahornykid December 16, 2021

Jimmy told me

Without merit. Words preceding a falsehood or flagrant exaggeration.

Adhering to the character of the teller, statements beginning with "Jimmy told me" can be assumed to be fallacious and self-serving.

P: But "Jimmy told me" that: Martians are real, Liverpool won, his penis isn't tiny.

S: How did you start that sentence?

P: Jimmy told me.....shit man!

by frenchpaul December 12, 2010

Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009

fuck me dady

Fuck me dady

Means to slap that pussy harder

Or slam your dick in that pussy or booty

"fuck me dady"
"Ok,slam,slam,slam"

by Fuck me dady February 3, 2019

Flex me a euro

Give me some money.

Used the same context as "Bust me a pound star" or "twist me a dracmar" when you are standing on the corner of the street or outside macdonalds. As in when you don't have any but need to get some quick to get some spray more get more from the shop. "Oi man come now come now, flex me a euro innit?"

by Jason Lee Webster June 1, 2006

fuck-me tattoo

Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.

When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.

by jadyn513 February 27, 2007

Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.

I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!

by CJ Banks August 20, 2007