Shit cyclone

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

by Greenery July 6, 2008

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014

shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!

Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)

by Murphy79 May 5, 2014

hardcore shit

the act in where you are pooping a really hard load and it tears your anal cavity apart and immerses pain to your anus.

"Yo BOB, if you don't mind me asking, could I use your bathroom to take a hardcore shit."

by Davy Jacksonn July 13, 2016

Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

by ceeloodreamer February 13, 2017

happy shit

When someone is taking a shit at work on the clock.

A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.

by scottyd62 July 23, 2016