11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

by burnt cracker March 16, 2010

Rule 91

A new rule stating "If it exists there is inflation art of it" no exceptions. This rule can be used in many inflation scenarios including but not limited to: Body inflation, Blueberry Inflation, Head Inflation, and many more. This also means if there is not any inflation art to a certain fandom or IP there will be.

"Bro why the hell is there Sonic inflation porn?"

"Oh you mean Rule 91?"

by DJ Cat Punk January 2, 2021

Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

by IKnowEverythingInTheWorld May 22, 2017

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 3, 2017

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

there are no rules in love and law

When you don't believe in rules you say...

There are no rules in love and law

by Wanderer456 November 20, 2019

Birthday rule

if your birthday is in the month of an even number than you could celebrate all of that month but if your birthday is in the month of an odd number u only can celebrate til the next week after your actual birth date, with the exception of the first month of the year.

Julie is celebrating her birthday all month, because she filling the birthday rule.

by Dr.WMA October 14, 2020