permanent boy friend

Ongoing boyfriend, not flavor of the month.

Meet my PBF...Permanent Boy friend.

by Dugoutdug23 June 11, 2018

Fair weather friend

A disloyal friend. Someone who will befriend you when it’s beneficial or convenient for them, but will ditch you the second you’re no longer useful. They’ll hang out with you when nobody else is available. But will ghost you when they find better company. They’re basically a phony friend who are only interested in you when it’s in their favor but couldn’t care less about you as a person.

Hey Steve, why do I only hear from John when he wants a favor but is never available when I need something?

Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.

by Truckerdan May 17, 2021

hot chocolate friend

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend

"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."

by TheLoafLoaf March 31, 2017

Kiss your friend

You have to kiss your friend and tell them why you love them later

Kiss your friend and tell them why later.

by David myonaa October 16, 2019

happy hour friend

Work friends than one is slightly sociable with. You would go with them to happy-hour after work, but never hang out with on the weekend.

Mike's just a happy hour friend. He's cool enough, but it's always shop talk with him. I don't need that s**t on the weekend.

by Spargelhorst August 24, 2008

Perfect Friend Complex

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.

I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.

by Person#593748 May 31, 2019

platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together

Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"

by anubisd101 February 6, 2021