Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

by Suklaa March 11, 2017

newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

by cammie September 23, 2004

spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

Bat poop crazy

Same as Bat shit crazy, used mostly by little kids that aren't allowed to say shit.

Kid1 - chicks dig nose bubbles..
Kid2 - you must be Bat poop crazy!

by blakmist July 31, 2011

Time Travel Poop

A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa

Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?

Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.

by Opi071694 June 2, 2011