A disloyal friend. Someone who will befriend you when it’s beneficial or convenient for them, but will ditch you the second you’re no longer useful. They’ll hang out with you when nobody else is available. But will ghost you when they find better company. They’re basically a phony friend who are only interested in you when it’s in their favor but couldn’t care less about you as a person.
Hey Steve, why do I only hear from John when he wants a favor but is never available when I need something?
Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.
Simple, he’s a fair weather friend.
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Michaela: “Raymond, what even are we? you say one thing and then act totally different.”
Raymond: “Michaela, you are my best best friend.”
Raymond: “Michaela, you are my best best friend.”
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a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.
Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.
Person 2: god.
by THEmbf November 5, 2021
Get the mexican best friend mug.The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.
I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.
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