by allahlovr69 October 21, 2019
Get the National Suck Averys Dick Day mug.Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime
You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it
by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019
Get the December 12 national lose a spoon day mug.John : let me rape u
Aaron : why
John : because it’s National rape aaron Mahon day
Aaron : fair enough put it in
Aaron : why
John : because it’s National rape aaron Mahon day
Aaron : fair enough put it in
by Aa.ron45 September 15, 2022
Get the National rape Aaron Mahon day mug.Celebrate August 2nd by making an ice cream sandwich or colour something in a colouring book! Now I want to eat a ice cream sandwich right now! Are there any shops with them?
Person 1: Happy National ice cream sandwich and colouring book day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
Get the August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day mug.by so_uless October 22, 2020
Get the national hug short people day mug.On April 24 is National Grab Enough Ass Day. Its the day where you as much ass as you can. Also when you do have fun with it.
Jason: Hey Mark bro i grabbed a lot of ass today
Mark: Me too , because to day was national grab enough ass day
Jason: Well I grabbed enough, and i had f
Mark: Me too , because to day was national grab enough ass day
Jason: Well I grabbed enough, and i had f
by Martin55421 April 13, 2019
Get the National Grab Enough Ass Day mug.National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
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