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Douche

by Aphiina April 15, 2019
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El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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Douche

A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
Shane is such a douche
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
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douche koozie

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016
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Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!
by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015
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Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.
Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...
by Closter NJ July 16, 2019
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douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
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