by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023

jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?
tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
by shaquanda February 12, 2018

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014

Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
