Alex

A big black nigger/ gorrila who loves to suck the shit out of a cock or vape and also enjoys munching on multiple bananas at the same time
Alex is a dog
by patkaeater April 14, 2024
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Alex

A not so smart boy, not to attractive either. Ugly,most people call him. He's gay and sexy. (No homo tho)
Alex is not good enough for her!
by Literally everybody November 20, 2018
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Alex

my mean coworker who calls me a horse girl. Even though I'm not a horse girl. He is a gamer who bullies people. And he's a softie who will not admit it. A good guy who likes bullying his coworkers and owns an "I love hot moms" lanyard
"Here comes Alex, I better go. He's gonna go call me a horse girl."
by Pandisaster October 8, 2021
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Alex

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by alex_is_bad April 30, 2022
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Alex

A truly special human being. Alex will continue to be there for you no matter what. He is always selflessly doing things for you without ever expecting anything in return. He is the sassiest, funniest, most intelligent guy you’ll ever meet and if you are blessed with an Alex in your life, not a day will go by where you don’t smile!
I wish I could be more like Alex!
by Betty1847 November 25, 2021
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Alex Rump

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).
by tobefree August 13, 2024
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