1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 14, 2021

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis

1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss

by Jimuder Johnson July 17, 2023

Mizuki’s #1 Fan

mizukicuteclothes on tiktok is mizuki akiyama’s #1 fan. Mizuki is a PJSK character from a singing group. nobody on planet Earth loves Mizuki more than Mizukicuteclothes. They are the Mizuki lover of the century, no one else can top their love. You can’t out Pizza the Hut, can you? Mizuki is their life, their love, their heart, and their world. Nothing could take them away from mizuki. Mizuki is everywhere, in their brain, in their tears, and their blood. There’s nothing you could do or say to take Mizuki away from them, this is Mizuki‘s number one fan

You: im mizuki’s #1 fan!

mizukicuteclothes: “if my eyes turn red…RUN.”

John doe: Mizukicuteclothes is Mizuki Akiyama’s #1

mizuki: yes vivi is my number 1 fan

Mizuki Akiyama’s #1 fan - A Mizuki’s #1 fan is a person whose entire life revolves around the character Mizuki Akiyama. their mood and actions depend on Mizuki akiyama entirely, and nothing and no one could make them feel any different about mizuki. Without mizuki, they’d have no world. They wouldn’t know themselves or anyone around them without the existence of mizuki akiyama.

by CrackKazui March 30, 2025

1, 2 Fanclub

A Vocaloid song that will get stuck in your head when you listen to it many times.

a song naming celebs and Chinese words was 1, 2 Fanclub.

by irieomgfunny/面白い January 14, 2022

fuckboi #1

the biggest fuck boi of them all

that guy is fuckboi #1

by deddis February 16, 2017

twinny 1

A nitty who has a brother (twinny 2)

Twinny: “ u got 3 for twenty” stop smoking b twinny 1

by Cockmeister4000 October 18, 2022

Burnout #1

A high school student without a job who smokes weed, lives off his parents, and plays less than or equal to 2 sports. Typically peaks in high school and have a stupid ass face.

“Look at that fucking burnout #1”

by Hehe69695959595826 May 24, 2023