Waffle Belly

A NASCAR fan who leans against the chain link fence to get even closer to the race.

Look at that waffle belly down there! He's almost though the chain link fence!

by The_Swampfox July 11, 2011

shit waffle

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

by zombiekilla1998 March 9, 2009

rofl waffle

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.

Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle

by aberdude1991 June 3, 2009

Crotch Waffle

A waffle like discharge that falls out of a crack-whore's vagina when you punch her in the boobs.

I found a crotch waffle on the ground the other day, so I hauled ass out of there!

by omega-zen-master November 16, 2010

nigger waffle

a waffle that has been burnt to the the crisp and no1 wants to eat

tom: heres your waffle steve
steve: well thanks, give me the nigger waffle. its too crunchy to eat

by rude boy wif da dreads April 7, 2009

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016