twinkie queen

Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).

Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.

You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.

by Crystal the Twinkie Queen April 26, 2014

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.

Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

flaming twinkie

When a guy lights his penis on fire right before ejaculation.

Last night, Carl wanted me to light his dick on fire for a flaming Twinkie.

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 18, 2017

Forbidden Twinkie

In a threesome (consisting of at least one guy), the guy ejaculates into one person's butthole, then the third person proceeds to eat their ass and lick out the cum, like eating the cream out if a twinkie.

"So Daniel, how was your night with Jessica and Amy?"

"It was great! They really enjoyed doing the Forbidden Twinkie!"

by KawaiiApple June 21, 2023