This turd was a freak turd, it’s shape was an oddity in itself and it’s mottled color pattern gave it an almost artistic depth.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the freak turdmug. ice turds:
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
by the Toad December 19, 2010
Get the ice turdmug. something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.
by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005
Get the it will make a turdmug. the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009
Get the turd lockermug. A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap
Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.
by Jamie321 October 2, 2007
Get the turd fishermanmug. a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.
Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
by killa Andrew and ugly Chris June 4, 2008
Get the turd rocketmug. When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
by TonyF June 17, 2008
Get the Torpedo Turdmug.