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She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
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You-Tube Afternoon 

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.
D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!
You-Tube Afternoon by dmezz October 23, 2009

Squeeze tube 

referring to a penis.
she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.
Squeeze tube by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010

under tube 

a sexual act of the man is on the bottom using a tube sock as a condom
tube, under, tube sock, condom, under tube
under tube by jack joe ryan September 1, 2010

Man Tube 

The male reproductive organ.
"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"
Man Tube by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011

Piss Tube 

In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"
Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.
Piss Tube by ThorMonster September 2, 2018