Trombones

The ideal true self of a user.

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.

by pl101 December 12, 2022

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.

I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone

by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Tromboner

The scientific word for a trombone

James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”

Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”

by jewphonium October 12, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022