Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane

by Mondan April 21, 2015

Trombone

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.

"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"

by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022

sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.

As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.

by goon451 November 18, 2020

Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.

"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020

Golden Trombone

Golden Trombone

Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.

×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.

by Juzman July 27, 2019

Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner

Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.

by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 5, 2019