tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.

guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah

by hannahhriddelll May 31, 2018

Tromboner

A male trombonist who often times is getting layed left right and center

These guys are usually the strongest players in the band.

Wow Phill is such a tromboner he gets layed all the time

by You got nothing boi July 11, 2018

Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner

Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.

by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 05, 2019

Trombone Man

If you fuck with an Trombone.

mom: How was the Trombone Lesson Today
me: It was Fun, Today we learned the: Trombone Man

by TrombonMan December 17, 2016

Skeleton Trombone

A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023

sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.

As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.

by goon451 November 19, 2020

Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

by AidenHall March 29, 2016