Boop-of-truth

Where ones index finger collides with a friend's index finger as a sign of trust (Much like a pinky promise but better).
When ones index finger collides you must also say "boop".

"I promise I'm telling the truth."
"Really?"
"I can prove it with... The Boop-of-truth..."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.

Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool

by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018

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Writing down the exact words each individual says (or only the keywords) and/or electronically recording the words to deter speakers in a discussion, argument, conversation, or negotiation from making false statements, saying they said something other than what they said or saying they did not say something they said.

Because human beings tend to make false statements it is extremely helpful to practice Truth Upholding.

by but for May 8, 2018

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Truth loop

When you make a post on social media with a true or more accurate version of a fake news article.

Had to keep my family in the truth loop about the so called "breaking news" story on …

by kiwibogan September 18, 2017

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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

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