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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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circle song

The best song to educate little people about how to work out area of a circle, and the best song to make anyone has a very weary feeling.
Man: Hey have you heard the Circle Song?
Other Man: Oh yes that song makes me feel weary. 😩😩😩
by Bongeeloo2 September 6, 2020
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song mining

The act of exploring a variety of music on Spotify, iTunes, Pandora etc to develop or add to your current playlist.
We were song mining Spotify for new songs to add to our playlist.
I found this tune while song mining on Pandora.
by KataterChip December 31, 2020
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a song by noah

her coochi stanky kinda randy been a bad girl get the spanky
hey have you heard a song by noah
by oh s d kill January 30, 2020
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song latcher

one of those stupid people who latch on to a song you are singing/humming to yourself and sing it along with you..

i hate these people.
eilidh: 'this time baby i'll be bulleee..'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'
by 120pens August 8, 2009
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noose song

whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose
noose song
whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose
by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 24, 2021
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The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
by Bob October 10, 2004
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