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Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
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cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!
That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!
by Snoft666 November 29, 2023
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clock thong

a thong for a clock.
person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"
by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023
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John in a thong

It’s all gone John in a thong.”
by Daze1997 June 9, 2022
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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” ITS JUST A “FUCK ME THONG”
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely
I love to make thong songs before I fuck
by Dale dobback January 11, 2025
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thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass
Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?
by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016
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