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Boop-of-truth

Where ones index finger collides with a friend's index finger as a sign of trust (Much like a pinky promise but better).
When ones index finger collides you must also say "boop".
"I promise I'm telling the truth."
"Really?"
"I can prove it with... The Boop-of-truth..."
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.
by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018
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Freakonomics Truth

Statistical facts or other scholarly information that makes people uncomfortable when they read it or hear it. Freakonomics Truth often causes great consternation and denial in the listener or reader who is so shocked by what they have just discovered, that they try to avoid learning about similar information in the future.
Mass abortion among unmarried, low income women after the Roe v. Wade decision in 1973 led to a significant reduction in violent crime in the United States in the 1990s and 2000s, because many of the children who would have become violent criminals were never born. Many devoutly religious people don't like to hear 'Freakonomics Truth' because it flies in the face of everything they have been brought up to believe. 'Freakonomics Truth' reminds us of how dark and ugly life often is.
by Frank Sandpaper April 26, 2013
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Maybe It’s Truth

A music group made up of a transgender singer, a gay emo with a guitar and a kid with a bass that looks bored
Hey man I saw maybe it’s truth and I loved them...

No you didn’t...

Your right they suck
by QWERTYUI87654321 January 16, 2019
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Truth loop

When you make a post on social media with a true or more accurate version of a fake news article.
Had to keep my family in the truth loop about the so called "breaking news" story on …
by kiwibogan September 18, 2017
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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Creative Truthing

When you present the truth in a very unflattering way as a means to deter another person's romantic interest in you. This technique is most useful in online dating.
I was grossly unimpressed when I met Joe for a coffee date. I wasn't lying when I told him that I wanted to get married, have two kids and be a stay at home mom. I was just creative truthing.
by Lady Die October 25, 2010
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