stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

stroke-gasm

A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.

I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!

by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020

Master stroke

An act by PM Narendra Modi, real or imaginary, that gives his bhakts extreme erotic pleasure leading to a collective orgasm, and which acts as a short-term remedy for their acute depression.

P.S. - This is copyright protected. ;)

In a master stroke against black money, Modi announces demonetization.

by Nilim January 5, 2017

2 Stroke

Alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and Red Bull. Usually consumed at the start of the evening but may be consumed all evening.

Hey mate I need a 2 stroke so I can lube my motor for tonight's events.

by kidonthecouch December 21, 2012

Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned

by oni102 April 6, 2009

Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.

Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!

by Ligier December 28, 2007

sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.

tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.

by Destiny E December 9, 2008