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Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.
Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.
by TiggleJam January 25, 2017
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plowed

1. the characteristic adjective given to soil, or a field, after is has been made ready for planting seeds

2. (past perfect tense) indicating participation in a past sexual act, analogous to plowing a field, whereby a subject's fuck hole is loosened, by means of extensive work with large tool(s), in preparation to receive seed(s).
OMG, I can barely walk! I got plowed by Ronnie last night!
by redwoodchuck August 11, 2021
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Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.
Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.
by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022
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plowing some snow

"Dude, you remember the time you got caught "Plowing some snow" with sheila?
by vinman59 April 12, 2021
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Chow and Plow

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.
Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.
by B Tsunami October 22, 2019
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plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.
When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.
by Gazman April 1, 2004
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Asbury Snow Plow

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.
Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
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