Origins

This is the beginning of our era, AKA Minecraft

A: bro I returned to my origins!
B: really! u mean like school or something?
A: Nope, Minecraft
lol

by Peta Hater 06 August 14, 2019

The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover)

The official and original cover for the book written by Werley Nortreus called The Book of Nortreus was published in 2025.

Did you know The Book of Nortreus (Official And Original Book Cover) was published in 2025?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

Origin Story

Being in the beginning of the journey of reaching your true potential without other people realizing it.

- Damn, you have been killing it lately.
- It's merely my origin story and these people don't even know it yet.

by lordch@d July 14, 2023

bastion of originality

Smart public relations move for getting caught stealing someone else's design.

Originated on CASETiFYs Twitter account as a response to stealing dbrand's 'Teardown' design.

CASETiFY has always been a bastion of originality, and we hold pride in that.

by MegaGo December 23, 2023

The Original Turn On

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard

Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.

by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025

The original

Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?

Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.

Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024