logic grenade

A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent

Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade

by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008

AIDS Grenade

AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.

Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'

Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'

by doktorj November 24, 2014

Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.

When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.

by Metcalfone July 29, 2015

dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode

After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.

by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016

Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani

"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton

by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019

turd grenade

A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say

You are a turd grenade!

by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020