Doughnut Puncher

One who will 'bang' the 'bugebus' out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)

matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. IN THE ASS!

by Raul March 8, 2003

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

glazed doughnut mustache

it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.

Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!

by Gangstuh Nyki April 25, 2006

doughnut holin'

This is what happens after too much cupcakin

"My boy at the mo mo doughnut holin' his breezy."

by Dawneisha April 4, 2008

Honey Dipped Doughnut

Sexual act in which a man's sexual partner uses honey as a lubricant while giving a handjob.

In order to make the process more pleasurable, she decided to take the honey dipped doughnut route of foreplay.

by Lugish August 16, 2011

glaze her doughnut

v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)

Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.

by a_Mak December 20, 2008