stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes
"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"
by somerandomman June 08, 2012
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stress bowl

A bong bowl made from all your leftover weed.
(Does not exclude hash, rosin , wax etc..)
Damn bro, I'm out of weed. Gotta make a stress bowl.

(Proceeds to pull together all leftover residue from weed tray/table)
by KingPeque February 23, 2024
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stress bowl

A bowl you pack from leftover weed on your tray , table, anywhere you can find some packed into one last bowl.
Damn bro, I don't have anymore weed. I have to do a stress bowl with my leftovers.
by KingPeque February 23, 2024
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stressed out cunt

i avinash am i stressed out cunt desperate for pussy. Im so stressed out my stress is stressed. I am also a gay man.
by dasilencer7007 February 12, 2018
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Schrödinger's Stress

A state of stress, where the thing thats causing stress leads you into a situation where period something in favour leads to stress and not performing it also leads to stress.
Lad 1: I cant study for these exams, it stresses me. We need to cancel these exams

Lad 2: The try not studying

Lad 1: That also stresses me

Lad 2: Damn kid, you got schrödinger's stress
by pornhubisjustyoutubewithporn December 10, 2021
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Penis Stress

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.
by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019
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unnecessary stress

When teachers assign overworked high school students confusing and time consuming work, on top of a loaded schedule of normal course work.

Alternate definition: An English class where the incompetent male teacher only assigns creative writing with no basis in the material of the class and long unplanned essays based of a text about Roman political conspiracys nobody has ever bothered to read.

Alternate definition: A music class where all you do is listen to the elderly white male music teacher with the voice of 17 dying cats, rant about "slave music" and assign projects based off of creating a musical instrument in a short span of time that "isn't for a grade, but meant to give you something to do while taking breaks during finals study's"
Teacher: *class studies Roman literature* write me a two page personality character description of someone in your life.. Using only physical things about the person.

Teacher: *internally* hehehhehe I hate my students

Boy: (a student) wtf is he assigning? WERE STUDYING ROMAN LIT

Girl: (also a student) fuck if I know, my dude. His class is such an unnecessary stress.
by Passive Aggressive Student Boi October 24, 2017
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