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squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
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Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.
Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong
by Poetic______ March 21, 2017
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Noodle Squid

When someone is upset but can't keep the laughter in during an argument/fight
Cheyenne your being a real noodle squid and I can't take you seriously.
by Beastslayer0915 October 19, 2020
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The Squid Cult

A group of friends on Discord that have roles as gods and will execute you if you dont join
by Dekblues12345 August 16, 2019
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squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).
That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.
by Hentaiman October 6, 2017
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Blind Squid

God I could really do with some blind squid!
by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019
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multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.
I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"
by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013
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