Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.

She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.

by SilentBen999 September 17, 2024

Seattle Leaf Blower

The act of getting one's face sat on, then proceeding to blow out air into their ass crack.

"Man, her ass was so fat, I just had to give her dat Seattle Leaf Blower!"

by B Bird June 19, 2025

Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.

When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.

My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle sinkhole

A cheap prostitute that gets a train ran on her by dairy cows and you jerk off

My buddies took me to Washington to watch a Seattle sinkhole show

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Seattle Spin Cycle

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.

You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.

by s.163 February 14, 2019

Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 04, 2023