police

people who uphold a corrupt, racist system in the name of "enforcing laws"

self-aware person 1: did you hear? there were only 28 days in 2018 where police didn't kill someone. some days they killed 2 or more people.
self-aware person 2: oh shit? man, we have to defund them and put those billions of dollars into the community, education, or prevention.

by NoJusticeNoPeace890 June 25, 2020

THot PoLice

The police that go around and catch the thots

Madison ran up to Xienna screaming wee woo wee woo because she was the captain of the thot police

by Maddie rose December 4, 2018

Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever

Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"

by Temprista May 30, 2020

internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.

activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.

by Adebayo December 15, 2007

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

geek police

someone who arrests geeks, your a nerd a dork and a wimp. If you claim to be part of the geek police, you are a geek.

Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief

Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron

by pukkapies4life November 23, 2022

Gamer Police

A group of moderators who really need to do their job

Wow, these Gamer Police really need to mute that guy for micspamming constantly

by SparklingMilotic December 16, 2017