Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.
I want Juan Pablo to choke me.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
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Juan Pablo

A solid 8” piece of Rigid. He makes girls tremble as they walk by. He also gets exceptionally excited around Catalina’s.
That Juan Pablo made me a paraplegic but I loved every second of it.
by 8” Rigid December 17, 2024
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Salty Pablo

When a male ejaculates on a table and a female then divides the cum into evenly distributed lines then proceeds to use a straw to snort the lines of cum.
The night Emily did a salty pablo was the night I knew I was never going to call her again.
by Gemboi December 10, 2017
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pongy pablo

pongy pablo is a cat who is utterly lazy and smelly, he has a stench cloud so large that it can take out an audience on impact.
watch out! pongy pablo is coming
by fredrickjupiter November 16, 2023
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pull a pablo

to pull a pablo means to commit suicide, mostly by shooting yourself. Source from Tiktok
My girlfriend broke up with me, I think I might pull a pablo
by Riki_tiki_tavi February 20, 2023
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Pull a Pablo

showing someone up by getting way too hammered.
That girl Sahar looked really good singing on the last episode of the 'Real World', until Pablo "pulled a Pablo" and got so hammered he could barely recognize where he was. Pull a Pablo.
by llcoolc555 September 09, 2010
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