When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."
by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017
Get the Hump and Hoofmug. Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.
by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012
Get the hump-monthmug. (v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.
Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!
Person 2: Fuck off!
by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
Get the Forrest Humpmug. Sitting on the hump. Phrase •
Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.
by Dakota38 September 18, 2017
Get the sitting on the humpmug. Hump day the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is a hump.Wednesday is the top of the hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is all down the hump Wednesday is hump day. Hump day is Wednesday
Hey guys guess what day it is. Is it Wednesday.No! It's Hump day. What is hump day. Hump day is the middle of the week.
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
Get the Hump daymug. When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012
Get the slump humpmug. That bitch just twat-humped you!
by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011
Get the twat-humpedmug.