Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone
Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.
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commitment's in your relationship your girlfriends waiting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

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lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
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