Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.
by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011
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Christopher Reid

Christopher Reid is one if the biggest chads out there. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry, but he does care about you alot so don't take it for granted.
girl 1: Chris is so annoying
girl 2: Christopher Reid is not annoying he's just special in his own way
by Lamolol June 19, 2022
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christopher wanq

christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
christopher wanq: orens hawt uwu
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by window's left nutsa August 02, 2023
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Christopher Seda

Christopher Seda is a big fat cocoa puff and he looks like a buddha with that haircut. He likes to annoy Ana in Micah's class and he likes pen tapping. He likes making weird noises on calls, so beware. He is also a nice and funny person, but he is annoying at times. He has a glowing white tit on his roof. If you are friends with a Christopher Seda BEWARE.
That guy has a white tit on his roof!
His name must be Christopher Seda!
by ihatelife57 March 05, 2020
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The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)
by gregory for president January 17, 2023
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Pulled a Christopher

Getting the right answer from an educated guess. The right guess appeared to be unachievable and is often mistaken with pure luck. However it is to be noted that luck is but a tiny portion of the right guess.
You really pulled a Christopher in today's Wordle guess. You went from two of the correct letters to the right answer!
by Karobobaro March 29, 2022
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sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 13, 2019
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