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1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.

2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
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2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?
by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005
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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.
"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."
by btardia February 4, 2008
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness
My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse
by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016
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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
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middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.
He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.
by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017
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