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Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)
Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.
by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018
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Alaskan Freefall

The act of ejaculating off a tall building's balcony during extremely cold weather, resulting in your semen freezing before it reaches the ground.
I thought it was raining cum until I looked up towards a building and I saw Jackson doing an Alaskan Freefall
by The Definition G November 27, 2017
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Alaskan logging

The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.

The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!
by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020
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alaskan dolphin

where you stick her head in a bucket of ice and fucker like a bunny.
imama fucc you like an Alaskan dolphin
by orphy November 30, 2016
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Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is about to cum while a girl is giving him a blowjob and he punches her in the throat and the cum comes out her nose.
Give him a blowjob he wont give you an Alaskan Firedragon.
by Alexandria(: (: October 20, 2011
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alaskan sundae

This is the occurence in which somone busts in a womans asshole. He then has here shit into an ice cream cone and the female then eats it.
John came in Shirley's ass. She then had to shit immediately. John held an ice cream cone under her bulging corn-hole. Shirley then enjoyed and Alaskan sundae.
by Jicibob November 15, 2010
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alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015
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